Comments on: We’ve Come a Long Way, Baby

By: singlefabulous

singlefabulous — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:37:03 +0000

Oh yes, KM was such a tool that he had to bring his equally toolish man-date to keep him company. LAME.

Tanasie – OMFG, that is DISGUSTING about the 100 cats (and as you all know, I am a cat person). I have just the one cat in my 900+ sq ft apartment, and even so I seem to constantly have fur all over my clothes. 100 CATS???

By: tanasie

tanasie — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:23:32 +0000

Glad you had fun! Everyone at my high school reunion was already on their second divorce. I had problems remembering people’s names at mine. Right before my high school reunion, I had to write about a woman who lived in a 600 sq ft air-conditioning-free and windowless room with more than 100 cats. She told me that every reporter who had visited had broken out in hives. I didn’t believe her. I thought I was different.
I wasn’t.
I broke out into hives and looked like a Sci Fi Swamp creature the week before my reunion. Happily, the good drugs fixed it.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:45:10 +0000

I guess we’ve improved upon the terms ’spinster’ and ‘old maid’?

By: cmajor7

cmajor7 — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:06:38 +0000

Lord deliver me from ever being a drunken reunion guy, struggling with personal space issues.

Gross.

Good for you, though! What did I tell you? You’d be the belle of the ball.

(Snap!) You don’t need no man!

By: Lindsay

Lindsay — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:04:47 +0000

Oh my god I am HORRIFIED at the ick factor of this guy! And who was this friend he brought?? Another high-schooler? Or was he such a big tool that he had to bring a friend-date to the reunion so he wouldn’t have to be by himself?

Sounds like you rocked it sister . . . viva la zen!

By: kara

kara — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:53:07 +0000

I’d only heard the term ‘Cougar’ before but didn’t know there were labels like puma, panther, SILVER (?!?!?!!!) panther! I mean…come on! Isn’t that taking it a little too far?

But still, that’s funny.

Glad the reunion went well!

By: geekhiker

geekhiker — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:33:18 +0000

Sounds like fun. Maybe I shouldn’t be too afraid of my 20th reunion. Although, that said, I’m not sure I want to go to my 20th reunion still single…

By: singlefabulous

singlefabulous — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:04:55 +0000

Ah yes, my mom’s matchmaking attempt. It’s pretty anticlimactic, but don’t worry, I will write about it in my next post.

By: Marie

Marie — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:42:59 +0000

…what about the blind date!!!!???

By: Fairy tales suck

Fairy tales suck — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 07:16:42 +0000

sounds like the perfect reunion to me… and the best breakthrough ever: your life might not be perfect, but it’s yours and you would not trade it for any other…